Art is banging Awesome

I only agreed to be doing my art history homework, When you realise that, Until this. Can someone pleaseappreciatethat this painting has a man kissing a pig decked out as a nun? Or that there's literally a mermaid night flying in the sky on a fish whilst holding a fishing rod? Or a bird man biting right human as he farts out fire-Y wild chickens? DOES nobody SEE THIS? The best thing entire painting? It was possibly meant to be a WEDDING GIFT to a young bride to be. It was probably meant to Build Muscle = Affiliates 75% Commission – Very High Converting Product (up To 15.8%) For Promotional Material Go To Binaural Beats Mp3 – Motivation – Energy – Relaxation – Less Stress move the young, Most definitely virginal bride, So that she wholly thought of what was expected of her (Intimately) large canvas prints Now that she'd be married, But to not get carried away because that might lead to hell. You know that the Virgin Mary was… well… a virgin. Dur. So it's reasonable to assume that typical Christian mythos wanted to imply that she was completely untouched in every way, So her pregnancy had not do with down there. And if you're baffled by what I mean by "In that area, well… thus, The representation was that she was impregnated through her ear, As a metaphor marketing campaign impregnated by hearing the word of God. For this reason, That's why you will see a lot to do with stuff going into Mary's ear in Annunciation scenes (The scene showing Gabriel telling Mary that she's pregnant with God's messiah baby). This is actually Annunciation Altarpiece by Simone Martini andPietro Lorenzettfrom around 1333. The words heading from Gabriel's mouth (For the reason acting voice of God) And into Mary's ear are actually raised on the top altar. So the scene depicted by the artist isn't just Gabriel declaring that that she's pregnant, But it's implying the miraculous pregnancy for starters